- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

im watching you..

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Your text.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

lol

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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