- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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