What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Where are you going Your house

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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