- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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