- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

The word "Walter" is never funny.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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