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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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