A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Women's Rights

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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