- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

binladin walks into the american seals

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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