- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Well this is pointless.....

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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