What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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