what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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No!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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I love you

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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