- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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