- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

you dint have to be a jew matt

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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