Turkeys are obese

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Nobody cares maddie!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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