If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

fish fishy caoimhin

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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