So these two girls have a cup .

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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penis. nuff said.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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