- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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