Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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