- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Erectile Dysfunction.

What is funnier than 24 69

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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