Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

masturbating on a tarc bus

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

i just wrote this so hard

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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