Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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69.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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The truth is he loves her!!

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