whats 1 + 1? 2

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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