- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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