How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Anti Joke

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