- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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