Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What black and has children A black man

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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