- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

you give like i give lomain

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Fine, ladies first.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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