what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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a man walked into a bar....

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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wenis

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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