A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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i just wrote this so hard

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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YO FACE

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Anti Joke

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