- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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