What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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