Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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