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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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