What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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2 black kids walk into school

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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