- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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