- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

PENIS lol

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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