Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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