Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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