guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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