What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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THE GAME

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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