Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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