- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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