Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Barack Obama.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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