- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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