- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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