- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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