- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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