- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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