- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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