- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

You're a big fat monkey.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Julian Ha.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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