What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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I'm Polish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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