- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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