- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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