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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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this website is a bad joke

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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