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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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