- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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