Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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