- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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