- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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