A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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