knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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