- Anti Joke

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!