- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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