- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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