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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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