- Anti Joke

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27