- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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