What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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A fat guy!

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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