- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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