- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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