- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Where's my tractor?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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