- Anti Joke

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me