Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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