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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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