- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

it's funny because it's funny

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

justin beiber sucks

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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