If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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all your base are belong to mark

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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