- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

u know whats a crime? rape

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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