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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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