- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Your Mum is soo fat.

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