- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Wolfjob.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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