- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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