#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Bob Saget

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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PENIS

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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