How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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your face

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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