What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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WILLYS

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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