- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Kameron Brown is gay.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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