How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Stephen Hawking

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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