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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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