- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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