- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

eoin burgin is fat

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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