- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

whats green and lives in the water

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??