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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why dont they make black forks

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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