- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do