There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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