Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

cory is gay

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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