- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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