What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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