Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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