RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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