What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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