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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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