- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

12 niqqa 12.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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