- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Charlie Sheen

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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