You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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why girl die cancer

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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