- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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