Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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