- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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