- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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