- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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