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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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