- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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