- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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