- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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