What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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one stop shop

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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