- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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