- Anti Joke

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Obama lin Baden.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

123 f*ck off

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

White men's rights

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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