Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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