Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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