KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

how do you win a game try your best

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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