- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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